the following conversation was recorded on hidden microphones in the back room of darkhorse by undercover DEC officials. tapes were "leaked" by a source to remain nameless. above photo obtained from same source.
Hannibal and The Mayor sit down over a pint to discuss all things singlespeed...
H
pour me a beer and get me a straw. this damn mask makes me drool.
G
you drool anyway but here is your straw
so what are we doing to this bike anyway? hey, don't we have about 12 of your bikes here in the shop now "waiting" for forks? what's up with that?
H
never mind. tell about the lambs.....
G
lambs? what the hell kind of waffles are these anyway?
H
here have another. they are the breakfast of champions.
G
ummmmm. they are good. lambs? i didn't say anything about lambs
H
tell me again about the dream
G
you mean the one with the llama's?
H
yes, that's the one. oh, here refill this for me.
G
well there are all these llama's and they are all screaming. i don't know why. they are all riding singlespeed trek's and saying that they pre-registered on bike-reg but i can't find their numbers, and we don't have enough bottle openers and the kegs are empty.......
(sobbing is heard in the backround)
H
ummm i see. here have another waffle. wash it down with this.
G
hey who are you again? i feel kind of funny? what the..............
that's all that we got on the tape. all i can tell you is strange things are afoot in the backroom of darkhorse!!!!
